This year, I will be a stealth ninja for Halloween. This really isn't much of a costume, as I'm pretty much AM a ninja, except that I use my words instead of chinese fighting stars. Trust me, nobody judo-kicks infectious diseases in the face like I do, figuratively speaking.
Brian will be going as a Reno 911 policeman, and I for one am looking forward to him wearing the short-shorts that came with the outfit. Aah....Halloween.
So everybody have fun and be safe out there tonight. And watch your backs...there might be a stealth ninja sneaking up behind you, ready to unleash her fists of fury upon you (or steal your beer, whichever comes first)
Editor's note: I am no longer a stealth ninja. I got demoted when, upon leaving Donica Sico's Halloween Party, I made a comment about how I'm capable of "disappearing into the night" and promptly fell down the stairs.