Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Bonus Wednesday Post: I Beg Your Effing Pardon

Some people (ahemJamiecough) appear dissatisfied that I wasn’t able to post original content today.

What am I, a machine?
Do I not entertain you 5 days a week, 260.7 days a year? Sweet gold-plated rhinestone-studded Jesus, people, this blog takes WORK. Serious, hard-core, strain-until-you-poop-your-pants work.

I give, and I give, and I give and what do I get in return?

COMMENTS?!?!?

Okay, actually, I really like comments.
But that’s not the point.

The point is that Jaimers—who, might I add, only posted 7 times in June (but who’s counting, right?)—needs to learn that those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.


Well, Jaimers? I’ve got a brick with your name written all over it.


No, seriously, you left it at my house the last time you came over.




Also, call me - we should have brunch/a tickle fight sometime soon ;-)

4 comments:

Jamie said...

HA! I'm going to start calling you out more often if it means I get a whole blog dedicated to me. AND a brick with my name on it! Score! :)

Jamie said...
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Jamie said...

p.s. I checked and I posted a whopping 9 times in the month of June. That's 2.25 posts per week!

PorkStar said...

hahaha, sweet, let's start throwing shit at houses and break windows and things like that...

that's what ya'll implying right?

yay!