And you wanna know something? We bring the fucking party every. single. time. Even when we're just hanging out in the basement playing Boom Blox aka MY NEW LORD AND SAVIOR.
3 bottles of wine later, things started going downhill.
So of course, like the fucking geniuses that we are, we decided that the night should be topped off with a drunken canoe ride.
I'm not sure if operating a canoe while intoxicated is legal, but I do know that its a damn good time.
I don't even know what's going on here. Clearly, we are a bunch of sloppy bitches.
And what's a night of drunken canoeing without a few sea shanties? SUNG IN 2-PART HARMONY, SON! OH, SNAP!
Our brave captain was amused
So that was last night. It's now Saturday, we ain't go no jobs (well, not today, at least), and we ain't got shit to do.
Tonight should be interesting.