Saturday, June 20, 2009

Multiple Reasons Why My Sister and I Shouldn't Drink Together: A Photographic Odyssy

There's a lot of reasons why my sister and I shouldn't drink together. The Rutgers University student body can attest to that.

And yet...
We do.

And you wanna know something? We bring the fucking party every. single. time. Even when we're just hanging out in the basement playing Boom Blox aka MY NEW LORD AND SAVIOR.

If there's a heaven, it probably looks like this:

Here we in the throes of Boom Blox ecstacy.

3 bottles of wine later, things started going downhill.

At about this time in the evening, Milo was considering making a run for it.

So of course, like the fucking geniuses that we are, we decided that the night should be topped off with a drunken canoe ride.

I'm not sure if operating a canoe while intoxicated is legal, but I do know that its a damn good time.

I don't even know what's going on here. Clearly, we are a bunch of sloppy bitches.

And what's a night of drunken canoeing without a few sea shanties? SUNG IN 2-PART HARMONY, SON! OH, SNAP!

Our brave captain was amused

So that was last night. It's now Saturday, we ain't go no jobs (well, not today, at least), and we ain't got shit to do.

Tonight should be interesting.


Erin said...

This looks like an amazing time.

jeanette said...

Good times had by all... niceeeee

phairhead said...


Organic Meatbag said...

What do you do with a drunken sailor earl-yyyy in the morning? I would have also sang The Village People's "In The Navy"... christ, that just made me sound so gay...

Just Playing Pretend said...

Can I come get drunk with you and your sister?

I'm good with an oar.

Lily said...

Erin: it was. I love my sister

Jeanette: good times indeed. Except for Milo. He was cranky from being up all night.

Phairhead: Avast, ye matey!

Organic Meat: you are seriously the only other person I've ever encountered who knew the "drunken sailor" sea shanty.
Let's be best friends!
(ps. The answer is: put him in the longboat 'till he's sober earl-yyy in the mornin')

JPP: Absolutely. We could always use another drunken sailor on our crew. You bring the wine, and we'll provide the complementary eye patch (and vomit bag)

carrie @ brick city love said...

I LOVE this more than I could ever say. Fun times.


Organic Meatbag said...

Yes, we can be friends indeed! I have mailed a ham to you as a gesture of our friendship!